(Source: penishole, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
| attractive boy: | hi i'm famous |
|---|---|
| attractive boy: | hi i'm gay |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a douchebag |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm twice your age |
| attractive boy: | hi i have a girlfriend |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't like you back |
| attractive boy: | hi i live on the other side of the planet |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't know that you exist |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a fictional character |
(Source: repress)
(Source: streetlightsforstars, via sodamnrelatable)
LOL. Tori Collins.
(via the-absolute-best-posts)
(via elephanti-galore)
